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You dirty bastard haha! That’s all I can think to say!
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I know I know… horrible, but it was safe and lots of fun!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! this is the best thing I’ve ever read ever. I love that you are so honest with your travels, sexual encounters and all. You better WORK!!!!!
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Wow “best thing you’ve ever read?” Maybe I need a book deal…lol jk!!! I am glad you are enjoying my honesty and all my scandalous encounters on the road. I will continue to WORK IT~
This just makes me really want to play a game of Never Have I Ever with you!
Oh when we meet cus I know one day our travels will put us on each others paths… we will play that game… I love it!!!
OMG JAIME!!!!! LoL! Get that shit! Hahahahahaha! You crazy ass, I love it! I’ve never done that on a bus before, but I have done something to the driver in a moving car before (he was my bf at the time) lol! I guess that’s how crazy I’ve gotten, but that doesn’t compare to a hand job in a chiva! I saw the bus & was like awww that’s their version of a chiva. Keep having fun & keep being scandelous! I haven’t forgotten about you & your blog. I need to catch up, but believe that I am totally interested in your blog & stories. I just can’t keep up sometimes as much as Id like to. I’m sure you have other fans out there & little Cynthia doesn’t really matter that much, but just know I miss you & am so glad you are having a blast doing what you wanna do. Being crazy & being the Jaimito, mi corazon, that I so love!
Awww Cynthia dont ay that you dont matter. You matter a lot… I get so excited when someone (friends or family) from home comments on my blog. I miss you so much and don’t worry about catching up you can do so when ever you have time… I know you are busy being a social bee jajaja!!! So they call chicken buses Chivas in Colombia??? I will continue to be the crazy Jaimito you know… I love you too. I will see you very soon… EEEeeeeeee~
…No words!!! I didn’t think you were actually serious! This is hilarious, and you are SO SCANDALOUS! I love these stories hahahahaha!
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Jaja Lauren now why would I lie about something like this??? I am glad you enjoyed the stories… if these crazy thing continue to happen I will continue to write them.
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LMFAO
actually I have… jajajajjajja I did it when I was 17 xD on a bus AZULES Y AMARILLOS from Terán to Montemorelos… but it wasn’t a random guy 😛 I’ll give u more details via Skype jajaja
it is kindda crazy jajajaja but there’s something with the feeling of being caught that makes it hotter…
It seems like you are not wasting your time jajajajaja 😉 I love your stories, keep on having “adventures” so you can write them to us 😀 hehe
miss u!!!
PS: I don’t think I’m going to Cancun… but it’s great you’re coming to Monterrey =D I CAN’T WAIT!!!
xoxo
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OMG…. jajaja I was thinking about AZULES Y AMARILLOS the other day because those are not down in south mexico. South Mexico is so different than Northern Mexico… perro bueno de eso habamos cuando nos vemos. Que cabrona que tu tambien lo as hecho ajajajajajaja!!!! Gracias por leer mi blog I will continue to have adventures and writing about them. I am sad you are not going to Cancun but I will see you in Teran & MTY for sure!!!
Creeme, yo también estoy triste porque no iré a Cancún :/ but I’m looking forward to have a great great time up here!
And who knows… maybe I’ll go visit you in Bali or somewhere else 😛
Take care… and go have more fun! xD
tq xoxo
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Pero si guay la vamos a pasar con madre en MTY so ni te precupes!!! Oye encuentra camioneta pa ir a Las Adjuntas!
Whaaaaaaatt?! that is the craziest travel blog post I have ever read……I am actually speechless I know this stuff happens but the last place you’d expect it to happen is on a Chicken Bus!!!!
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LMAO Tom those were my thoughts exactly after the whole ordeal was over. OKay even while I was doing it I couldn’t believe it… I had a million thoughts running through my head. Ahhh too funny!!!
When did your blog turn in to a soft-porn website?! haha
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Ummm I am not sure… I think when these things started happening to me. I just document my travels and this happens to me quite a bit!
What Dan said…
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Nothing wrong with that… we all know backpackers have sex!!!
OMG!!! man i couldnt think of anything to say… hahaha… so far.. this is the craziest post in a travel blog that i have ever read in my life… you really should put up a counter on the sidebar LOL
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Wow I think that is awesome… jaja “craziest post”…love it!!! I think I will put the counter up while I am at home & have time to mess with things a bit.
Oh Jaime. I love you and your blog. 🙂 I’ve so been waiting to read this and you did not disappoint!
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Thanks Val… so glad I did not disappoint. I actually reread it a million times before posting it cus I was scared it wouldn’t live up to the hype.
This made me feel so …diiirtttty, you are one crazy boi! love it.
Keep having fun!
I think that is a good thing… Allison jajajajajajaja!!!
Jaime, urs is one of the two guilty-pleasure blogs I read. Just so you know.
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Ummm now I am curious… who is the 2nd one??? Glad I can be a guilty pleasure for you!!!
I rather enjoy the random fits of giggling you do when we are traveling around when you think about this whole ordeal – shows you were really in the moment! lol!
As long as you are safe – what does a bit of fooling around hurt? 😛
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I know I caouldn’t stop giggling especially last night while writing this. I would have to agree I was really in the moment. And hell yes as long as I am safe a bit of fooling around wont hurt anyone!
Hahaha, this post turned out very different then I thought. Although the title gives a strong hint, I didn’t think it was actually about that, but it was 🙂 +1 for the honest post 😛 Don’t think I ever found a smiliar post on a travel blog, but its good fun to read it 🙂
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What did you think it was going to be about TIjmen…jajaja I would love to know!!! Yeah I think I am the only one posting stories like this… I dont know why other aren’t we all know it happens!
I am shaking my head in disbelief young man. Only you. Only you.
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Corey I know you are jealous… One day you will trump my crazy stories jajaja!!! But you better believe Amsterdam is going to be a hot mess!!!
Jaime recently posted..Music Monday – Born This Way!!!
I think he didn’t talk to you for a reason: he saw your website, he knows who you are, so no need to ask!
And right now he’s writing a post on HIS blog with the title “hand job on a chicken bus… by Breakaway Backpacker!!!” 😀
Sometimes I think I should start writing about my sexual life around the world too, I would get maaany visits but the problem is that my mom reads my blog! So it’s a big no no. LOL
Good (hand) job Jaime!!!:)
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OMG the day I get recognized for my blog on the road will be the day I shit my pants!!! I think you should… I wish more people would but I know the reason they dont is for that same reason… parents read their blog. Thankfully mine dont, know about it.
JC, you CAN’T post family pictures on your blog and expect someone not to “out” you! Everyone in your family might be computer dense, but 6 degrees of separation shit happens!
Just say’in. 🙂
I knew it! Bien escandalosa.. I love it. We will have to chat about this one when you get home in a month! eeee
keep being scandalous and making memories.
xoxo
QueenB
Jaja knew you would love it!!! Oh yes when I get back we are having a long lunch date!!! See you very soon~ EEEeeeeee
i can ‘t believe this happened on a CHICKEN BUS!!!
Glad it was all fun & games =)
HAHAHAHA You are one chico vato loco!!
Keep living life to the fullest & sharing your adventures with all of us =)
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I know girl I can’t either en serio… I still can’t believe it, but it was so much fun and am glad I did it. I am gonna continue to live life and live it to the fullest!
Holy shit Jaime! Even knowing this happened didn’t prepare me for the post. You are fucking hilarious! You give new meaning to the term travel porn. I don’t know what else to say, I just keep laughing!
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I can’t stop laughing… “You give new meaning to the term travel porn.” best compliment EVER!!! Hope I didn’t shock you too much ;)~
I can only imagine the reaction of the person who googles something like “handy tip for traveling on Chicken Buses” or something like that in the future. LOL.
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Oh didnt even think of that… that would be PRICELESS jajaja!!!
I’ve been there! Boo u r nasty and I love it, lol.
Jaja thanks Ross!!!
Soo hilarious! Each of your adventures seems to surprise me even more. I don’t think its possible for me to laugh louder. But don’t worry, you are not alone. Its not a good trip if you don’t have some scandalous moments. I just don’t have the guts to post it (mostly cause my parents follow my blog) however, there was this time in Portugal that involved a mechanical bull, some dancing on top of a bar, and one very sexy Portuguese bartender. A formula for a good time, let me tell you. Keep being scandalous!
Besitos.
Samantha
http://www.seasonedwithyouth.com
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Samantha sounds like you would have quite a post with that story you just told me. I know what you mean about your parents reading your blog I think that is what keeps a lot of bloggers from posting crazy stories… Thankfully mine dont read my blog or know about it. When they do though that will be a whole diff ordeal…
Haha. I hope they dont!!!! I love reading your posts.
Yeah me too, I hoep they don’t but even if they did I wouldn’t stop from posting these crazy stories!!!
Two words…
…oh jaime…
ok, maybe 3…
COCHINO!
LOL you keep us all entertained, that is for damn sure!
Thanks Justin…. LOVE IT!
One word Jamie : Awesome. Absolutely fucking (literally with your hand) awesome! HA! And my mum thought I was being OTT calling them ‘private parties’ on my blog – god only knows what she would say if I showed her this…………………………hang on, she just read it; you got a ‘tut’ and a roll of the eyes…your job here is done =)
OMG YOUR MOM READ THIS….LMFAO??? THAT IS TOO FUNNY!!! I am glad you enjoyed this post Toni~
Ahaha, thanks for giving me a laugh in work. You are a filth´un! i´m looking forward to reading more of your scandals 🙂
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Thanks Hazel… I will def try to have more scandals to write about!
Oh Jamie! I felt scandalous just READING this! 😀
Loving your adventures and your courage to post about them.
🙂
PS-I couldn’t stop giggling reading and every time you mentioned that you kept giggling about your experience, I would giggle too! LOL I guess you were not a chicken on the chicken bus! 😉
Jajaja glad I have that power Lindsey… that is awesome if I can make people feel scandalous while reading my post. Oh I know I am giggling right now just think about it, but hell yeah I was not a chicken on the chicken bus.
You are my hero! I’m going to Beijing for July and August. Wish I could see you there!!!
Jajaja glad I can be your hero. I would love to go to Beijing but its not on my itinerary at all this time around.
There you go Jaime! I’m the one who responded on Facebook that you should document more of your gay adventures. What a story. I am going to Brazil in Oct. Have you been yet? I’m hearing horror stories of muggings and not sure of the gay life there. Any input would be helpful. Thanks.
Hey Paul so far I have documented all my gay ecounters and adventures. Sometimes it seem like I have none because well non happen. Trust me Im not holing anything back on my blog what happens is what oyou get…lol. So as it happens I will write them. Hopefully in Europe I will have more crazy adventures. As for Brazil I have not been or heard anything about it. I know a gay travel blogger who was just there. Check out Waldners blog… http://whereswaldner.blogspot.com/ He doesnt post much about his gay scandalous because I know his fam reads his blog. I would rec emailing him.
Dude, this is hilarioussss. I just started catching up on your journeys through Central America, and this post by far trumps all. It’s sooo random, but so good haha. Love your details.
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jajajjaja thanks Harrison!
Damn you Jaime! I must stop reading your raunchy stories, they get me all hot and bothered. I hate you!
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LOL… I love it!!! Glad you enjoy them Elle~
JAIME! I’ve been waiting to get home to read this cause I saw a tweet about it while in the US but had no way of reading it! FUCKING LOVE IT!… Been in a similar situation… but not on a chicken bus haha. We so need to meet one day. Can’t believe we were so close, but so far last week! Dang it!
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Jajajaja I love that you have been in a similar situation Lynda. Ahhh yes one day we need to meet. I know we were actually in the same country for a bit. One day it will happen.
WTF!?!!!?!?! You are out of control!
I know… Im sorry… It just happened~
I am in disbelief that this blog post was actually about what it said in the title. I thought the headline was just to grab my attention not actually about a handjob on a chicken bus! haha
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I think a lot of people did not believe I was saying the truth. I would never lie…lol~
Jaime! Jaime! Jaime! Miss you little cub but love the stories. Happy for you doing the chance of a life time.
Aww I love that you called my lil cub. You are the only person I will ever allow to call me that. Thanks boo for the comment I am having the time of my life.
Holy CRAP. I take it this is why your sister is no longer talking to you? Or was there another illicit post that I missed?
Ummm yeah… & well she is still talking to me she was just pissed I wrote this. Oh & I am sure she was not happy with any of my other scandalous post either.
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That’s my boy!
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Awwww JENNY… I miss you!!! Thanks for the comment!!!
HAHAHAHA! Saw this on your 7 links post! TOO funny. I’m actually dying of laughter. The fact that you guys didn’t speak or look at each other or anything made it that much funnier. LOVE IT!
Ah Im laughing at your comment Kristy. I know I still can’t believe we did no speak or look at each other at all and it all just happened. This moment is by far one of the most memorable of my trip so far.
Naughty man! Prince (or the artist formerly known as) has a song for you… check out the Controversy album. *laugh*
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Oh I am interested in this song you are talking about. I will have to look into that…lol!!!
Oh my GOD!!! How I dint see this before I’ll never know but this has to be the funniest post I have EVER read!
It’s a classic.. Something to tell the grandkids… But perhaps not!! Hahaha
You crack me up!
At Kerri… your not alone… so many people love this post. I guess it’s a classic on my blog. Oh man I don’t know if I could ever tell the grandkids…lol.
Glad I can make you laugh!!!
I’m pleased to say your story was just featured as one of TravelSexLife’s Ultimate Travel Sex Stories (Part 1)!
http://www.travelsexlife.com/2012/02/ultimate-travel-sex-stories-part-1/
Stephen recently posted..TravelSexLife’s Ultimate Travel Sex Stories (Part 1)
Thanks Stephen… will check it out!!! Ahh this story… will never die lol… I still can believe it actually happened and that i wrote every detail.
This is by far the sexiest blog post I have encountered haha. Cant imagine it happening to you, in no other place but a chicken bus. I was surprise to bump into this kind of topic on a travel blog, but hey, it is what makes it more human haha.
Jaja thank J&T, yeah my travel blog is all about my travels and well we all know humans have sex so why not. Nothing to hide or be ashamed of.
Finally I´ve read it. LOVE THIS STORY!!
jajajaja… glad you enjoyed it! Miss ya Matilda~
Pretty hilarious haha. Nice way to grab the situation by the balls.
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Thanks Cole, yeah I sure did grab it by the balls…lol!!!
I wonder how many new followers you got after this post!!
Not your typical travel blog post, oh no sir!!…. 😛
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I have no clue Zara, but no that till this date it’s still one of my most popular post…lol!!!
you are my new favorite person! Amazing haha 😀
Thanks Liz…lol!!!
I did that on a train in Germany once… or maybe twice!
You make me smile!
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Bajajajajaja LOVE IT!!! Glad I can make you smile…lol.
And I did it on bus in the mountains of northern India, 20 years ago.
All around the world, it seems!
jajajajaja LOVE YOU TUCKER!!!
I don’t even know what to say. All I can think of is THANK YOU!!! I’ve been reading everyone’s travel blog for months now and they’ve all started to blend together. Same layout, same report…same everything. I can’t tell one from another at this point. And then I find you and all is well in the universe. You wonderful, adventurous, truly original man. I just love you. You have restored my faith in what it really means to “be original.” I had given up hope on finding anyone that was real and then you come along. Again, thank you for the wonderful, original, real story. Now on for me to read the rest of your blog. Hugs.
Wow thank you so much Willow for such an awesome comment. Seriously wow you made my day!!! I only try to be me & well 100% honest in everything I write or post. Glad you are enjoying my stories and well hope you stick around for more. Thanks for leaving a comment.
LOL! Jaime! That is so FUN! Isn’t it wonderful to be a guy? ( I also thank God almighty that I am gay and He made me that way!) CELEBRATE!!
I didn’t get lucky as you did, but when I was living in Thailand, and rode those local small buses, and there were no seats for me to sit in, I would stand in front of a really cute guy who was seated, and whenever there was a big bump in the road which made the bus buckle and shake, causing others to also shake who were standing, I would, on purpose, “lose grip” of where I was holding and would fall into the lap of the cute guy, and would smile, laugh and apologise for my “accident”. A few times I tried this fun accident, and each time I got a smile from the cute guys! Some of them held me and kept their hands around my body to keep me from “accidentally” falling again! TRY IT when you are on a crowded bus and want to enjoy the situation!
Jajaja I love your tip Jim… I never thought of that. I’ll have to try and it and see how it goes.
Wish I could do this, only I’m two meters tall…I’d probably just end up hurting someone instead.