May
24

Hand Job… on a Chicken Bus!!!

It started out like any other transportation day my alarm going off early (5:45am to be exact) and me dreading to get out of bed. After spending about 2 weeks in Guatemala, I was ready to make my way to Mexico. If you’ve read my Diary of Transportation Day you know why I hate transportation days. Well little did I know that this one would be completely different?

This is a shot of a classic "Chicken Bus" in Central America. You grow to love them a lot.

After hitting the snooze button a few times, finally getting out of bed, getting my shit together and catching the local collectivo to the bus terminal (I guess I can call them that… all the buses just meet at the market) I made it right on time (7am) for my chicken bus to La Mesilla (border town with Mexico). It was pretty much empty so I was excited that I could pick my seat and make it a decent one at that. I knew I had a 4 hour ride from Quetzaltenango too La Mesilla so along the way we would be picking up more people.

 

Finally about an hour into the ride the bus was starting to get full, but the seat next to me was still empty. Just when I was starting to wonder why no one was sitting next to me in walked a beautiful clean-cut man. He had to have been about my height (short) skinny and very well toned arms with nice pecs (just how I like them) wearing some aviator sunglasses. My gaydar went off right away and I thought “please sit next to me”. He didn’t look at me but looked my way and sat right next to me.

As I was sitting there I kept thinking “OMG HE IS SO CUTE I JUST WANNA TOUCH HIM”. As the bus ride progressed and the chicken bus going like crazy every one sliding back and forth in every direction I noticed something weird. I kept feeling his leg purposely touching my leg so I of course started making my leg touch his as well. We did that for a few minutes. While doing that I would look at him while I knew he was not looking and then he would look at me when I was not looking, but I could see him from the corner of my eyes. I thought “okay he must gay because I know no straight man would be doing this on a chicken bus in Guatemala”.

Sometimes Chickens Buses are this full & sometimes not as much. Lucky for me this time it was not as full & this was able to happen.

We played footsies for a little bit and then he crossed his arms so that his hands could touch my arm. I thought “awww so cute let me do that too and then we could hold hands”. So I of course crossed my arms and our fingers start touching slightly. We did that for a little bit and then finally our fingers locked and we held them there for a little bit. I then freaked out and thought to myself “Jaime what if he is doing this to lure you in and then beat up or something?” I let go of his hand immediately and acted as if nothing happened, I held the rail instead. I saw him look at me, but I ignored it. Then a few minutes later I felt a hand touching my side, I thought “okay if he was going to hurt me he would have done it by now”. So I too put my hand on the side and start touching his side. This goes on for a little bit.

Then I see him look at me and then down at his crotch. I’m thinking in my head “what the fuck”??? He does it a few times so I finally look at his crotch and I see some pre-cum on his jeans. I am thinking “oh wow that’s hot, but what does he want me to do”???

He then unties the sweater he had tied around his waste and holds it up between him and the seat in front so no one could see what’s going on in our seat. I started thinking “omg this guy is crazy I know I have been scandalous in Manuel Antonio and Isla de Ometepe, but no I cannot do this on a chicken bus”. All the while I can see that he has a huge erection going on all the while I do too. I look around make sure no one is looking, I check the seat behind me and the 3 guys behind me are dead asleep. I say “okay Jaime just live a little and go for it”.

Just in time for this post. Upon arriving in Oaxaca you can get a since that it is a very sexual city. All over the markets people sell Penises in all shapes & sizes & also of religious figures. I took a few pictures for this blog post.

So I finally get the nerve reach over and grab his dick through his jeans. I grabbed it and was very pleased it was big and thick. As the bus started swerving I just held onto it and that is how the stroking began. I realized then how easy it is to stroke a penis through jeans so I just kept stroking it left and right, right and left. I did this for a few minutes and kept thinking “well hell I want him to grab my dick too but fuck I am wearing my money belt… that is not going to work out great”. I thought to myself “damn it Jaime you never wear your money belt but today you had too”. I continued to stroke his dick he then motioned me to put my hand inside his jeans. I thought “yeah I would love to feel it, but um that is IMPOSSIBLE to do on this bus my hand can not bend enough to go into your jeans with out you unbuttoning them and unzipping them and yeah we are not doing that here so I will continue to do this like we are doing it”. The bus continued to swerve through the mountains; so as it would I used it as an excuse to hold his dick hard and continue to masturbate it.

I saw that the spot of pre-cum just get bigger in his jeans, but luckily he did not climax that would have been messy. I thought “wow what if we have the same stop maybe we can talk then and find a place to mess around?”.  I was still stroking his penis I could see that he was enjoying it a lot. This went on for about 5-10 minutes then out of nowhere he dropped the sweater I removed my hand. He tied it back around his waist. I heard the ayudante say “parada Las Vegas” I look out the window a big store called “Las Vegas” in the middle of no where he then got out like nothing.

I looked at him through the window, but he never looked back. All I could see is that he had a huge grin on his face. I thought to myself well I hope he enjoyed it as much as I did, but it sucks he left me with blue balls. The bus continued on, my erection died down and I couldn’t stop laughing. I couldn’t believe that I gave a “Hand Job… on a Chicken Bus!!!”. I aslo couldn’t believe this went on for about an hour and the entire time we did not say a single word to each other or even make eye contact. The rest of my day though was not as awesome it took me about 8 more hours to make it to San Cristobal de Las Casas.

Even now over a week later I still giggle because I cannot believe this actually happened. I mean I know I have done same crazy things on my trip so far, but I would have never thought of doing this on a chicken bus. As crazy as chicken buses are for some reason though everything worked out in our favor to allow this to happen. This reminded me of the first time I arrived in Panama City and a random guy asked to see my penis. I do not know why but I am starting to think the gay men in Central America are very forward about what they wanna do when they spot another “family” member.

For those of you following me on Twitter I know y’all have been waiting for this story so there you have it… this is it! I am giggling writing this but shoot away with any question or comment you have about this incident (same goes for anyone who reads this). What do you think… would you ever do something like this or have you??? Let me know below…

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Comments

  1. You dirty bastard haha! That’s all I can think to say!
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  2. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! this is the best thing I’ve ever read ever. I love that you are so honest with your travels, sexual encounters and all. You better WORK!!!!!
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    • Wow “best thing you’ve ever read?” Maybe I need a book deal…lol jk!!! I am glad you are enjoying my honesty and all my scandalous encounters on the road. I will continue to WORK IT~

  3. This just makes me really want to play a game of Never Have I Ever with you!

  4. Cynthia Rojas says:

    OMG JAIME!!!!! LoL! Get that shit! Hahahahahaha! You crazy ass, I love it! I’ve never done that on a bus before, but I have done something to the driver in a moving car before (he was my bf at the time) lol! I guess that’s how crazy I’ve gotten, but that doesn’t compare to a hand job in a chiva! I saw the bus & was like awww that’s their version of a chiva. Keep having fun & keep being scandelous! I haven’t forgotten about you & your blog. I need to catch up, but believe that I am totally interested in your blog & stories. I just can’t keep up sometimes as much as Id like to. I’m sure you have other fans out there & little Cynthia doesn’t really matter that much, but just know I miss you & am so glad you are having a blast doing what you wanna do. Being crazy & being the Jaimito, mi corazon, that I so love!

    • Awww Cynthia dont ay that you dont matter. You matter a lot… I get so excited when someone (friends or family) from home comments on my blog. I miss you so much and don’t worry about catching up you can do so when ever you have time… I know you are busy being a social bee jajaja!!! So they call chicken buses Chivas in Colombia??? I will continue to be the crazy Jaimito you know… I love you too. I will see you very soon… EEEeeeeeee~

  5. …No words!!! I didn’t think you were actually serious! This is hilarious, and you are SO SCANDALOUS! I love these stories hahahahaha!
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  6. LMFAO

    actually I have… jajajajjajja I did it when I was 17 xD on a bus AZULES Y AMARILLOS from Terán to Montemorelos… but it wasn’t a random guy :P I’ll give u more details via Skype jajaja

    it is kindda crazy jajajaja but there’s something with the feeling of being caught that makes it hotter…

    It seems like you are not wasting your time jajajajaja ;) I love your stories, keep on having “adventures” so you can write them to us :D hehe

    miss u!!!

    PS: I don’t think I’m going to Cancun… but it’s great you’re coming to Monterrey =D I CAN’T WAIT!!!
    xoxo
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    • OMG…. jajaja I was thinking about AZULES Y AMARILLOS the other day because those are not down in south mexico. South Mexico is so different than Northern Mexico… perro bueno de eso habamos cuando nos vemos. Que cabrona que tu tambien lo as hecho ajajajajajaja!!!! Gracias por leer mi blog I will continue to have adventures and writing about them. I am sad you are not going to Cancun but I will see you in Teran & MTY for sure!!!

      • Creeme, yo también estoy triste porque no iré a Cancún :/ but I’m looking forward to have a great great time up here!

        And who knows… maybe I’ll go visit you in Bali or somewhere else :P

        Take care… and go have more fun! xD
        tq xoxo
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  7. Whaaaaaaatt?! that is the craziest travel blog post I have ever read……I am actually speechless I know this stuff happens but the last place you’d expect it to happen is on a Chicken Bus!!!!
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    • LMAO Tom those were my thoughts exactly after the whole ordeal was over. OKay even while I was doing it I couldn’t believe it… I had a million thoughts running through my head. Ahhh too funny!!!

  8. When did your blog turn in to a soft-porn website?! haha
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  9. OMG!!! man i couldnt think of anything to say… hahaha… so far.. this is the craziest post in a travel blog that i have ever read in my life… you really should put up a counter on the sidebar LOL
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    • Wow I think that is awesome… jaja “craziest post”…love it!!! I think I will put the counter up while I am at home & have time to mess with things a bit.

  10. Oh Jaime. I love you and your blog. :-) I’ve so been waiting to read this and you did not disappoint!
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    • Thanks Val… so glad I did not disappoint. I actually reread it a million times before posting it cus I was scared it wouldn’t live up to the hype.

  11. This made me feel so …diiirtttty, you are one crazy boi! love it.

    Keep having fun!

  12. Jaime, urs is one of the two guilty-pleasure blogs I read. Just so you know.
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  13. I rather enjoy the random fits of giggling you do when we are traveling around when you think about this whole ordeal – shows you were really in the moment! lol!

    As long as you are safe – what does a bit of fooling around hurt? :P
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    • I know I caouldn’t stop giggling especially last night while writing this. I would have to agree I was really in the moment. And hell yes as long as I am safe a bit of fooling around wont hurt anyone!

  14. Hahaha, this post turned out very different then I thought. Although the title gives a strong hint, I didn’t think it was actually about that, but it was :) +1 for the honest post :P Don’t think I ever found a smiliar post on a travel blog, but its good fun to read it :)
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    • What did you think it was going to be about TIjmen…jajaja I would love to know!!! Yeah I think I am the only one posting stories like this… I dont know why other aren’t we all know it happens!

  15. I am shaking my head in disbelief young man. Only you. Only you.
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  16. I think he didn’t talk to you for a reason: he saw your website, he knows who you are, so no need to ask!
    And right now he’s writing a post on HIS blog with the title “hand job on a chicken bus… by Breakaway Backpacker!!!” :D

    Sometimes I think I should start writing about my sexual life around the world too, I would get maaany visits but the problem is that my mom reads my blog! So it’s a big no no. LOL
    Good (hand) job Jaime!!!:)
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    • OMG the day I get recognized for my blog on the road will be the day I shit my pants!!! I think you should… I wish more people would but I know the reason they dont is for that same reason… parents read their blog. Thankfully mine dont, know about it.

      • JC, you CAN’T post family pictures on your blog and expect someone not to “out” you! Everyone in your family might be computer dense, but 6 degrees of separation shit happens!
        Just say’in. :-)

  17. QueenBrain12 says:

    I knew it! Bien escandalosa.. I love it. We will have to chat about this one when you get home in a month! eeee

    keep being scandalous and making memories.

    xoxo
    QueenB

  18. i can ‘t believe this happened on a CHICKEN BUS!!!

    Glad it was all fun & games =)

    HAHAHAHA You are one chico vato loco!!

    Keep living life to the fullest & sharing your adventures with all of us =)
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    • I know girl I can’t either en serio… I still can’t believe it, but it was so much fun and am glad I did it. I am gonna continue to live life and live it to the fullest!

  19. Holy shit Jaime! Even knowing this happened didn’t prepare me for the post. You are fucking hilarious! You give new meaning to the term travel porn. I don’t know what else to say, I just keep laughing!
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    • I can’t stop laughing… “You give new meaning to the term travel porn.” best compliment EVER!!! Hope I didn’t shock you too much ;)~

  20. I can only imagine the reaction of the person who googles something like “handy tip for traveling on Chicken Buses” or something like that in the future. LOL.
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  21. I’ve been there! Boo u r nasty and I love it, lol.

  22. Soo hilarious! Each of your adventures seems to surprise me even more. I don’t think its possible for me to laugh louder. But don’t worry, you are not alone. Its not a good trip if you don’t have some scandalous moments. I just don’t have the guts to post it (mostly cause my parents follow my blog) however, there was this time in Portugal that involved a mechanical bull, some dancing on top of a bar, and one very sexy Portuguese bartender. A formula for a good time, let me tell you. Keep being scandalous!

    Besitos.
    Samantha

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    • Samantha sounds like you would have quite a post with that story you just told me. I know what you mean about your parents reading your blog I think that is what keeps a lot of bloggers from posting crazy stories… Thankfully mine dont read my blog or know about it. When they do though that will be a whole diff ordeal…

  23. Two words…

    …oh jaime…

    ok, maybe 3…

    COCHINO!

    LOL you keep us all entertained, that is for damn sure!

  24. One word Jamie : Awesome. Absolutely fucking (literally with your hand) awesome! HA! And my mum thought I was being OTT calling them ‘private parties’ on my blog – god only knows what she would say if I showed her this…………………………hang on, she just read it; you got a ‘tut’ and a roll of the eyes…your job here is done =)

  25. Ahaha, thanks for giving me a laugh in work. You are a filth´un! i´m looking forward to reading more of your scandals :)
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  26. Lindsey says:

    Oh Jamie! I felt scandalous just READING this! :-D
    Loving your adventures and your courage to post about them.
    :-)
    PS-I couldn’t stop giggling reading and every time you mentioned that you kept giggling about your experience, I would giggle too! LOL I guess you were not a chicken on the chicken bus! ;-)

    • Jajaja glad I have that power Lindsey… that is awesome if I can make people feel scandalous while reading my post. Oh I know I am giggling right now just think about it, but hell yeah I was not a chicken on the chicken bus.

  27. You are my hero! I’m going to Beijing for July and August. Wish I could see you there!!!

  28. There you go Jaime! I’m the one who responded on Facebook that you should document more of your gay adventures. What a story. I am going to Brazil in Oct. Have you been yet? I’m hearing horror stories of muggings and not sure of the gay life there. Any input would be helpful. Thanks.

    • Hey Paul so far I have documented all my gay ecounters and adventures. Sometimes it seem like I have none because well non happen. Trust me Im not holing anything back on my blog what happens is what oyou get…lol. So as it happens I will write them. Hopefully in Europe I will have more crazy adventures. As for Brazil I have not been or heard anything about it. I know a gay travel blogger who was just there. Check out Waldners blog… http://whereswaldner.blogspot.com/ He doesnt post much about his gay scandalous because I know his fam reads his blog. I would rec emailing him.

  29. Dude, this is hilarioussss. I just started catching up on your journeys through Central America, and this post by far trumps all. It’s sooo random, but so good haha. Love your details.
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  30. Damn you Jaime! I must stop reading your raunchy stories, they get me all hot and bothered. I hate you!
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  31. JAIME! I’ve been waiting to get home to read this cause I saw a tweet about it while in the US but had no way of reading it! FUCKING LOVE IT!… Been in a similar situation… but not on a chicken bus haha. We so need to meet one day. Can’t believe we were so close, but so far last week! Dang it!
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    • Jajajaja I love that you have been in a similar situation Lynda. Ahhh yes one day we need to meet. I know we were actually in the same country for a bit. One day it will happen.

  32. WTF!?!!!?!?! You are out of control!

  33. I am in disbelief that this blog post was actually about what it said in the title. I thought the headline was just to grab my attention not actually about a handjob on a chicken bus! haha
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  34. Cody Grizzoffi says:

    Jaime! Jaime! Jaime! Miss you little cub but love the stories. Happy for you doing the chance of a life time.

    • Jaime Davila says:

      Aww I love that you called my lil cub. You are the only person I will ever allow to call me that. Thanks boo for the comment I am having the time of my life.

  35. Holy CRAP. I take it this is why your sister is no longer talking to you? Or was there another illicit post that I missed?

  36. That’s my boy!
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  37. HAHAHAHA! Saw this on your 7 links post! TOO funny. I’m actually dying of laughter. The fact that you guys didn’t speak or look at each other or anything made it that much funnier. LOVE IT!

    • Ah Im laughing at your comment Kristy. I know I still can’t believe we did no speak or look at each other at all and it all just happened. This moment is by far one of the most memorable of my trip so far.

  38. Naughty man! Prince (or the artist formerly known as) has a song for you… check out the Controversy album. *laugh*
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  39. Oh my GOD!!! How I dint see this before I’ll never know but this has to be the funniest post I have EVER read!
    It’s a classic.. Something to tell the grandkids… But perhaps not!! Hahaha
    You crack me up!

    • At Kerri… your not alone… so many people love this post. I guess it’s a classic on my blog. Oh man I don’t know if I could ever tell the grandkids…lol.

      Glad I can make you laugh!!!

  40. I’m pleased to say your story was just featured as one of TravelSexLife’s Ultimate Travel Sex Stories (Part 1)!

    http://www.travelsexlife.com/2012/02/ultimate-travel-sex-stories-part-1/
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    • Jaime Davila says:

      Thanks Stephen… will check it out!!! Ahh this story… will never die lol… I still can believe it actually happened and that i wrote every detail.

  41. This is by far the sexiest blog post I have encountered haha. Cant imagine it happening to you, in no other place but a chicken bus. I was surprise to bump into this kind of topic on a travel blog, but hey, it is what makes it more human haha.

    • Jaja thank J&T, yeah my travel blog is all about my travels and well we all know humans have sex so why not. Nothing to hide or be ashamed of.

  42. matilda gustavsson says:

    Finally I´ve read it. LOVE THIS STORY!!

  43. Pretty hilarious haha. Nice way to grab the situation by the balls.
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  44. I wonder how many new followers you got after this post!!
    Not your typical travel blog post, oh no sir!!…. :P
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    • Jaime Davila says:

      I have no clue Zara, but no that till this date it’s still one of my most popular post…lol!!!

  45. you are my new favorite person! Amazing haha :D

  46. I did that on a train in Germany once… or maybe twice!

    You make me smile!
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  47. Willow Martin says:

    I don’t even know what to say. All I can think of is THANK YOU!!! I’ve been reading everyone’s travel blog for months now and they’ve all started to blend together. Same layout, same report…same everything. I can’t tell one from another at this point. And then I find you and all is well in the universe. You wonderful, adventurous, truly original man. I just love you. You have restored my faith in what it really means to “be original.” I had given up hope on finding anyone that was real and then you come along. Again, thank you for the wonderful, original, real story. Now on for me to read the rest of your blog. Hugs.

    • Jaime Davila says:

      Wow thank you so much Willow for such an awesome comment. Seriously wow you made my day!!! I only try to be me & well 100% honest in everything I write or post. Glad you are enjoying my stories and well hope you stick around for more. Thanks for leaving a comment.

  48. LOL! Jaime! That is so FUN! Isn’t it wonderful to be a guy? ( I also thank God almighty that I am gay and He made me that way!) CELEBRATE!!
    I didn’t get lucky as you did, but when I was living in Thailand, and rode those local small buses, and there were no seats for me to sit in, I would stand in front of a really cute guy who was seated, and whenever there was a big bump in the road which made the bus buckle and shake, causing others to also shake who were standing, I would, on purpose, “lose grip” of where I was holding and would fall into the lap of the cute guy, and would smile, laugh and apologise for my “accident”. A few times I tried this fun accident, and each time I got a smile from the cute guys! Some of them held me and kept their hands around my body to keep me from “accidentally” falling again! TRY IT when you are on a crowded bus and want to enjoy the situation!

  49. Man…I’ve some decent travel sex-stories but I always play behind closed doors. You, sir, are bold!

  50. what were the chickens doing while all of this was going on? LMFAO

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