I bet they’re all jealous of “Mona Lisa”?

The best shot I could get of the famous “Mona Lisa”. I love that her eyes follow you no matter where you are in the room. 

I’ve spent a week in Paris and have a lot to write about. I am still here and am sad to leave tomorrow. I will write about the delicious foods I ate and the things I did/saw, but first I want to write about “Mona Lisa”. I went to the largest museum in the world yesterday “Musée du Louvre” and met her. She has been one of the world’s most famous paintings for over 500 years. What is it about this piece of art that has made it so famous? I think it’s because it is surrounded by so much mystery. Is she the wife of a wealthy Florentine merchant? Is she Leonardo da Vinci’s mother? Is she Leonardo in drag? Is it because she’s been stolen and vandalized many times? Honestly I don’t know and don’t get it and instead of giving you the history and my thoughts on it I want to share a story of the many paintings around her and what they may be thinking.

Yup a tiny portrait has an entire wall to her self. I would be jealous too.

You see “Mona Lisa” hangs in a room with a lot of other paintings, but she has an entire wall in the middle of the room to her self.  One of the things I observed was the other paintings in the room don’t get much love and I think they notice. Everyone seems to flock to see “Mona Lisa” and I think the rest of them are jealous of her.

I took pictures of the paintings around “Mona Lisa” and I swear I think this is what they are thinking!



Why am I not the one on that wall? I am just as pretty as Lisa if not prettier. I am just as nice as Lisa if not nicer. Why is it that Lisa gets all the attention?






“But I must guys it’s the only way I will get attention.

Fuck Lisa I’m over her.”


“Hi my name is Karen, I sit here with one breast out all day

and that bitch Lisa still gets all the attention.”




“I bet the 3 of us can have an orgy with the two men watching us & that slut Lisa will still get all the attention.”




“Ross grab my breast and tell me you love me more then they all love Lisa.”

“Yes Rachel I love you the most.”





So yup that is what I think these paintings are thinking. I actually feel sorry for them. I stood there a bit in the room and watched everyone just come and go visiting “Mona Lisa” and only a few would look at the other paintings in the room. Oh & yes before you ask I thought of all these little quote while standing there looking at them. I would stare at the portrait study it a bit and then come up with what they are probably thinking and then snap a picture. I guess you can do stuff like this when you have to much time on your hands… or you are just a bit crazy like me. So what do you think these pictures are thinking? Am I right wouldn’t you be jealous of “Mona Lisa” too?

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  1. Lindsey says:

    Seriously just busted out in hysterics over this! LOL
    Sounds like you are having a blast!


    Well, if u put it that way…

    I must say I’m so jealous of YOU, right now! Going to The Louvre and going a lil bit crazy thinking of that… This is nuts & hillarious at the same time!! And oh yes, the tougths… I may agreed (b4 seeing what u had writen) almoSt the same thing. But to be compleatly honest, when I read that u were gonna write’em I said “but I go first” 😛 that’s why I’m Surprised with the matches and LMFAO while Im laying down in my bed w/ the blackberry in one hAnd, replying 2 u jajajajaja y no puedo dormir y hace mucho que no entraba a tu blog, So… I’m happy I’m back and I missed your stories! And I miss (and missed) u & here is where I can kEep up to still missing u and more important yet, expect for u.

    Keep on going, keep us posted & keep “it” giving us more reading to be jealous about 😛


    P. S. No Jaime, no estoy pedo. I swear! Jaja 😛 <3 u
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    • Wey andavas bien pedo o que??? Osea jajajaja que risa me diste TU… Si todas las fotos tienen una mirada de selos y pues yo de loco les puse mis pensamientos. Que bueno que pensamos igual. Yo tmbn te extrano y todavia no puedo creer que no los vimos antes de venirme. Peroo bueno ya se que tu vas ahoorar dinnero pa visitar me jajajaja!!! Bueno alli hablamos. xoxo~

  3. Jesus Christ you’re retarded! The Mona Lisa is definitely anti-climatic…kinda like having sex for the first time. It’s definitely a disappointment. I hope you remember to turn your flash off, if not it’s on like Donkey Kong biotch.
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    • OMG LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS COMMENT>>> CRACKED ME UP!!! Jajaja I should have written on the post that YES i did have my flash off…. & FYI… i looked EVERYWHERE for a SIGN THAT SAID NO PICTURES OR FLASH & DIDN’T FIND ONE. I think the rules have changed since last time you went…lol!!!

  4. Not a standard “here’s the Mona Lisa” post 🙂 and I love it! Very creative 😉

    I remember people practically elbowing people out of the way to get to her. And then when you got to the front you had no more than seconds to have a look before you’re ushered on so the throngs behind you can have a peek.
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    • Jaja you know me Heather I had to change it up a bit. I knew I had to write about her… hello I don’t care what Lady Gaga says she is the most popular women on earth… Yeah I saw took pics and walked away… I was just like wow she is tiny.

  5. I think you have lost your mind and should immediately use that travel insurance to get medical care.

    I kid.
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    • Uh uh Kent… I’m just having some fun! I didnt wanna do a boring this is the MONA LISA post… I had to make it UNIQUE…like well me!

  6. This post just cracked me up! Perfect entertainment for my morning walk to work.

    I’ve heard it is pretty anti-climatic. Now I’m sure I’ll be checking out the rest of the paintings in the room when I visit!

    • Glad I can entertain you on your way to work today Daryle. Hope you hade a great day & yes it is very anti-climatic. Oh & yes do check out the rest of the painting and see what they are thinking…lol!!!

  7. I can completely see you sitting there giggling to yourself as you wrote this.

    don’t lie.

  8. Hahahahahahaha, you’re so funny!!! I’m sat here and can’t stop laughing!!!
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  9. Absolutely great post!!

    First of all, very hilarious! I could definitely see those pictures thinking those things. I also didn’t know the Mona Lisa had its own wall so that definitely adds jealously points.

    Also, intentional or unintentional, I love the “Friends” reference with naming two characters Ross and Rachel.

    I look forward to future posts.
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    • Thanks Bob so much. Yes her having her own wall makes everything just so much more dramatic…lol!!!

      As for Ross & Rachel you are the 1st to pick up on that “intentional” reference. There is one more reference in these quotes from somewhere else… but I wont give hints or clues. I hope someone finds it.

  10. hilarious!!! probably my fave post this year haha… post pics of random people on your travels man and insert funny bubble thoughts like captions LOL
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  11. Funniest line in this post? “Calm the fuck down or i’ll have to cut you”. Bahahahaha. I love a good dropping of the F-bomb
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  12. I Love this post, very clever. I confess I went into the room and just looked at the Mona Lisa. Next time I’ll have to pay a little more attention to some of the other paintings.
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  13. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! The names you came up with, the commentary, everything is fucking hilarious. You’re the best.
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  14. QueenBrain12 says:

    Love it! Regina, Gretchen, and Karen…really?! lol you are obsessed with Mean Girls. I still enjoyed your interpretation of Mona Lisa and am looking forward to meet her myself.

    Estas loco.. i’m still cracking up about this post.


  15. Hahaha I just found this today, and it’s hilarious!! Love it!
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  16. Ok… I have to admit you need to be admitted to the mental hospital; I’m surprised nobody has taken the angle that you’re mocking Mona Lisa (but I don’t care, funny post anyway!).

    You know… I’ll probably avoid writing about Mona Lisa when I go to Paris heck I’m not sure I’ll go to the Louvre just to see her, I’d go to see the other stuff I’ve seen plenty of replica pics of Mona Lisa why do I need to go se the real thing?

    • Jaja yeah I don’t think anyone has taken this angle at all… it’s my weird mind Shannon… I know.

      Well I still think you should see her, but in the end it is up to you and well I must admit she is tiny and it is overrated.

  17. @artsto1 says:

    So, I just started reading your blogs two days ago. I am addicted. This entry was way to funny.

    • Jaime Davila says:

      Jajaja I so remember writing this. Thanks a ton & am so happy to hear you are addicted. You have tons of stories to read.

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