Oh lord I don’t even know where to start, but I got to be honest. I have been very bad recently and I have no clue how it’s happening… Okay I lie I do know how some happened, but others I have no clue. Just thinking about what I am about to write is cracking me up. The title of the post is 4 for 4 because well the last 4 cities I have been at (Marrakech, Seville, Madrid & Barcelona) naughty encounters have happened. No it’s not sex I haven’t had sex since well I was a bad boy in Berlin. I wasn’t going to write about these encounters, but some times I get asked if anything naughty has happened. So I thought why not write about them now that I have a collection of short stories.
In a dorm room in Marrakech.
There I was in the hostel upstairs at a table outside of the dorm rooms. I was online and then some man comes up to me and starts talking. You know the usual questions. I didn’t think anything of it I did think, “oh he’s not bad looking”, and continued talking. Then he starts talking about the shorts I was wearing. He asked why do “Americans” use shorts to sleep with instead of pajamas? I said, “I don’t know about everyone else, but I use shorts as PJs” He then asked what material they were made of? I thought okay this is strange and then he starts touching the shorts. Then he starts touching my crotch area. The whole time I am thinking “WTF?” and then caressing it… that’s when I knew okay this man is gay. I got an erection and he looked surprised and said, “oh what’s this?” I said “really???” Lucky for us it was late and all the people in his dorm were asleep and my dorm was empty. So we went to the dorm room and well one thing led to another and well you can imagine. This is the 1st time I have ever messed around with someone in a dorm. I kinda liked the rush of maybe getting caught…lol!!! The next morning we chatted as if nothing had happened… he wanted to mess around again, but I didn’t want too. I got what I needed and wasn’t interested in more.
In the streets of Seville.
After being at the club for a few hours I was about to give up. Then there he was a very cute guy that actually looked at me. We made eye contact and moments later he came up to me and we started chatting. He then asked if I wanted to go outside to talk with out having to scream and get some fresh air. I accepted and then while we were there he asked if I wanted to walk around. So we wandered around the streets of Seville and I realized it is one of the most lit up cities I have ever visited. I felt safe wandering around with him… we chatted about many things and then we stumbled upon a little nook that was empty and away from the main street. We just started making out passionately and well one thing led to another and well you can imagine. I still can’t believe that this happened in the streets… I mean really I have no clue what I was thinking because if a police had caught us… oh lord I don’t even want to imagine.
In a gay sauna in Madrid.
I had been wondering around Chueca (Madrid’s gay neighborhood) for hours looking for a decent club/bar to have a drink at. It was pointless for some reason I couldn’t find one that was my type. I had entered EAGLE a gay bar, but it was so not my type. It was a leather fetish bar and I couldn’t believe the things that were happening in there. So I was about to call it a night when on my way back to the hostel I saw SAUNA MEN with a sign that said 5euro entrance. I thought, “okay I know what happens in SAUNAS, but I have never in my life been to one. It’s only 5euros so why not?” I made my way to the door and walked in, I couldn’t believe that I was actually doing this. I handed him 5euros he handed me some sandals, a towel and keys for a locker. I walk down stairs to the locker room, get undressed wrap the towel around me and lock everything up. I then walk out of the locker room into the main area. I was in shock… I still couldn’t believe I was doing this. As I walk in to the right are 5 showers with nothing covering them and some men taking a shower together. Then I walk past that and there is a steam room that is pitch dark and I can’t see anything, but hear so much going on in there. Then the next steam room is actually lit up and empty so I chill there for a while still not believing I was in a fucking SAUNA. I then walk out and go upstairs I see that there is a bar to the right then a little waiting room type thing with porn playing and then further down 6 rooms with doors and then in the very back a huge room that’s pitch dark. The entire time I was there, I kept thinking, “this is insane we are all just walking around starring at each other hoping to find a cute guy. We are all a HOT MESS.” After about 2 hours passed and I had not done anything with anyone I thought okay I am calling it a night, but before I do I will go to the big dark room and see what happens. Well I went to the dark room and well I am sure you can imagine what happened. When I was done in there, I took a shower and then walked to the locker room got my stuff changed and left. It was already about 6am… I was exhausted and couldn’t stop giggling in disbelief. I had always wanted to go to a gay sauna, but never in my life thought I would actually go to one. Well I now have and have no clue if I will ever go to one again.
In a dark room at a club in Barcelona.
It was Saturday night and I was having a blast with my girls from Morocco at a small gay bar. Then it was about 3am and they were ready to call it a night and I wasn’t quite ready yet so one of their friends said he would walk me to a gay club I must visit. He walked me to it and when I went in alone of course I thought oh lord this is just like any other gay club I have ever been too. I don’t know why I go to gay clubs, once I am there I am reminded that they are all the same. Okay well I guess the gay clubs in Europe are a bit different because just about all of them have dark rooms. Well this one was no exception it too had a dark room. I wondered in it once and then walked out. I danced a bit and looked around, but no one caught my eye and it was already getting late. I was ready to call it a night, but once again before walking out I made one last walk around the dark room… and well then yeah some guy came up to me and well one thing led to another and well I am sure you can imagine what happened.
Ahhh so yeah there you have it… my latest crazy adventures. I have no clue why I write about them… Okay I lie again I do know, because it’s stuff that is happening while I am on the road and know that this stuff happens with just about all backpackers, but haven’t come across another blog who actually writes about them. Well any who I hope you enjoyed the stories… so tell me have you ever messed around with anyone in a dorm room at a hostel? Have you ever messed around with someone in the streets of a city? Have you visited a GAY SAUNA before? Umm do straight people have SAUNAS like that (I seriously have no clue)? Have you ever been to a dark room at a club? OMG all these questions… I’m horrible, I can’t believe some of the stuff I do. Oh well I am enjoying life and living it up. Now I am in IBIZA and we’ll see if I can make it 5 for 5…lol!!! Ahh okay maybe there I will find my prince charming… hey I can dream.